8:01 pm
Hello! It's Friday night, and I'm on the sofa (in my YOGA PANTS, Clinton and Stacy) waiting--WAITING--for Stacy's talk show to start. But first we have Behind the Seams.
If you all tell them that I wear yoga pants EVERYWHERE, do you think I can get on WNTW? Please? Also tell them that I need a haircut and some color, like YESTERDAY. Seriously.
8:10 pm
Every so often, Stacy shows up in a dress that makes me say, What the . . . ?!?
Like that brown one, from the ambush.
I actually find it refreshing that she sometimes looks a little off, because most of the time, I look at what I'm wearing and think, What the . . . ?!?
8:14 pm
Why I could never be a television stylist: TWO EXTRA HOURS to get Stacy ready? Are you KIDDING?
I'll stay behind the computer, thanks. Although I might look a lot better with two hours of work.
8:16 pm
Why I would be totally thrown off WNTW: I would walk into the 360 and say one of those words you can't say on television.
8:17 pm
Who thinks Stacy will have the grey streak for her talk show? Anyone? Anyone?
IS ANYONE OUT THERE?
8:18 pm
Do you see them PLANNING? I want you all to imagine that I do EXACTLY that when I answer your questions. EXACTLY.
Not that I open some wine and flip around at the Banana Republic and J. Crew websites for an hour or so. Noooooo, not at all.
8:20 pm
The mannequins are a TWO and a TWELVE? Duuuuuuude. That is WRONG.
8:25
I think I own the same jacket as one of the WNTW producers. I feel so CHIC now.
8:30
Wade needs to stop eating my M&Ms. And he needs to bring me more wine. He also needs to stop talking to me about saline nasal spray.
Don't ask.
8:35
Is anyone ever REALLY surprised when Stacy and Clinton show up on Day Two? Everyone always says I WATCH THE SHOW, so don't they know the ambush is coming?
Then again, don't they know WHAT TO WEAR???
8:36
Stacy: "I like what that does for your ass."
Amen, sister.
8:37
Stacy London wears rainbow striped socks. I am stunned.
Goodness.
8:40
Does it scare anyone else that Carmindy does her own makeup?
And don't get me started about Nick and his hair.
Need more wine.
8:44
Wade came through the living room and was mesmerized by Nick; how he's doing a whole routine about SO THAT'S HOW REINDEER LEARN TO FLY.
Also, still talking about nasal spray. Lest you get any mistaken ideas about my glamorous life here.
8:46
Other reasons I will never get on WNTW: what's Nick going to do to my hair, short of shave my head?
Oh, well, this week he COULD give me a haircut.
Does anyone else think that Carmindy has a clause in her contract that prevents Stacy and Clinton from getting within fifty feet of her? Because otherwise, how do you explain her extensive wardrobe of LINGERIE?
8:52
You know, liveblogging is HAAARD. Partly because I'm really anal and I want to edit and proofread everything and partly because I have a limited attention span and can't write and watch TV at the same time, and partly because Chris is IMing me about other stuff and she's funny so I keep getting distracted.
Plus Wade is still talking about nasal spray.
8:55
I need some chapstick.
8:58
me: Can you throw me my chapstick? It's on the desk.
Wade: It's not here.
me: Yes it is. Behind the picture of the boys.
Wade: Are you KIDDING?
me: I don't think people who come to see our house need to know that I squirrel Chapsticks away in EVERY ROOM.
Wade: Oh my god.
me: So I've been hiding them behind the picture frames.
Wade: I love you.
me: Shut up.
8:59
Time for a new post! And more wine!